Agent Hyams: [Entering with weapons drawn] Federal agents! Don’t move!
Marty Deeks: L.A.P.D.
Agent Hyams: N.S.A.
Special Agent Kensi Blye: N.C.I.S.
Marty Deeks: M-O-U-S-E.
–2.9 Absolution

G. Callen: What do you know that we don’t?
Eric Beal: Um, the words to every TV theme song.
–1.16 Chinatown

G. Callen: Sam and I will take the crime scene. Kensi check out the house… and bring Nate.
Nate Getz: You’re actually letting me out again?
G. Callen: On a short leash.
Kensi Blye: And a muzzle.
Sam Hanna: Clean up after him.
Nate Getz: [to Eric] You want a piece of this too?
Eric Beal: [to Kensi] Don’t let him hump your leg.
[Nate glares at Eric]
Eric Beal: What?
–1.16 Chinatown

Sam Hanna: You don’t work out.
G. Callen: I run.
Sam Hanna: When people are shooting at us!
–1.16 Chinatown

Marty Deeks: You Think We’re going to be that happy
Special Agent Kensi Blye: Yeah…. Just not together.
–2.15 Tin Soldiers

‘G’ Callen: I get shot again, you guys better be in tears.
Sam Hanna: Heh. We weren’t the last time.
‘G’ Callen: You weren’t?
Sam Hanna: I mean, Eric may have teared up a little.
‘G’ Callen: Where is the love?
–2.17 Personal

‘G’ Callen: Well, maybe after this, Sam, we can get Hetty to put us on the next Space Shuttle lawunch. Knock it off your Bond list.
Sam Hanna: Keep talking to me, and the TAC team will be a little slow in saving you.
‘G’ Callen: Mmmm hmm. That would assume that I needed to be saved.
Sam Hanna: You always need saving.
–2.17 Personal

Marty Deeks: Okay, so then why’s he carrying a .22? It’s a girl’s gun.
Kensi Blye: I’m a girl.
Marty Deeks: Well, you’re not a real girl. You’re like – you’re like Wonder Woman. And Wonder Woman wouldn’t carry a .22.
Kensi Blye: Compliment accepted.
–2.17 Personal

Marty Deeks: I’m going to be with you ever step of the way, even if you don’t see me I’ll be there.
–2.19 The Job

Hetty Lange: Sooner or later our sins seem to catch up to us. Night Mr. Callen.
–3.13 Exit Strategy

G. Callen: [about Assistant Director Granger] Sometimes, I really hate that guy
Sam Hanna: Only sometimes?
–3.24 Sans Voir, Parts II

G. Callen: Remember the time before we were partners?
Sam Hanna: Yeah. What About it?
G. Callen: I miss it.
–4.23 Parley

Owen Granger: That was a good mission.
–5.19 Spoils of War

Marty Deeks: Contrary to hundreds of years of scientific research, I believe that raccoons do mate for life.
–5.21 Three Hearts

Deeks: To Umm
Kensi: Partners.
Nell: Friends.
Sam: Friends and Partners.
Callen: Friends and Partners.
–6.1 Deep Trouble Part II

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